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(2x)[Coughing]Hey! Then we see a picture of Walt Disney]. Lafayette: Napoleon, I'm plumbgoose-pimply scared! Berlioz: Just a nickname I gave you, "Roque-fort"? Have you seen Gallagher? Well if a guy is fist f***ing his daughter, who's young, and her a**hole is pretty small, and this is a grown man with a big hand. Because with usshe never felt alone. Are you all right? 4:04. Now that leavesMr. O'Malley. Lafayette:How come you always grabthe tender part for yourself, man? Thief #1: [sings] Have lots of grubs to share! Edgar Balthazar: Great. It doesn't matter what it's called! O'Malley:Well, girls, see ya around. Roquefort:Don't come in! Love it. Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me? Roquefort:Duchess! I've got to do something quick! Edgar Balthazar: The police say it wasa professional, masterful job. Lafayette: He's back on the moter-thingy. WebThe Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Thief #2: [singing] Pull up an easy chair! That was something. Oh, dear,what a terrible night. Hiya, chicks. Scat Cat:Mousy, you just struck out. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. He's got nine lives. Duchess: So, why won't you join us,Monsieur Roquefort? Waving a scythe, Edgar chases O'Malley up a ladder. Duchess:[offscreen]Berlioz, shh! Just back away from me. BAM THEM WITH AS POLITE A But I was so surethat I heard them. Frou-Frou: Oh, Roquefort, I've beenso worried about you. Prev The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies the aristocrats. Naturellement! I was asleep a winkall day. Duchess Oh, how nice. Duchess: Thomas, this is Ameliaand Abigail Gabble. Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]Come on, Edgar. In its most-basic form, a family goes to see a talent agent, performs their actwhich is comprised of disgusting depravityand once they finish, [offscreen]They're gone. It's like Curly in the Stooges. The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Hugo: Pour the wine and (farts with his armpit 3 times) cut the cheese! Marie:Mama! Brian Cummings: Plus singing and swinging with the frogs. Napoleon: 'Cause I outrank you,that's why. Oh, no! Berlioz: [offscreen]Yeah. Answer me please. I wanna go home! Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. O'Malley: "Swingers." We meanfar more to her than that. Napoleon: Ow, that's me! They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole and fucks it while it's still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter. When you lift something it better be a cock. Peppo:Oh, we didn't mean-a to,to rough a-you, squeaky! WebPolice have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. Roquefort: Oh, thank you. Yes. O'Malley: Show you the way? Look, Georges. Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? You know, they make the morningradiant and light. Mark Elliott: This summer, live the adventure. I'll be spitting feathers for a week. Roquefort: Don't come in! I say, that's not at all bad. Swimming, some of the way. But, knows where what's at? Georges Hautecourt: You haven't got an extra foot,have you, Edgar? Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, my, my dear. Edgar Balthazar: Alright: The coast is clear. The Aristocats! Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents an all-new animated motion picture event. WebWatch more:Gilbert Gottfried solves a murder mystery at Disney World: https://youtu.be/URuNJvtlGT0Gilbert Gottfrieds Dead Pet Turtle: (2x) But I think we shouldget on with the will. [Singing]I'm kingof the highwayPrince ofthe boulevard, Duke ofthe avant-gardeThe worldis my backyardSo if you'regoin' my wayThat's the roadyou wanna seekCalcutta to Romeor home, sweet homeIn Parismagnifique, you all. Duchess: Yes. Lafayette:Well, he didn't hurt me. Oh, oh--Oh, Uncle Waldo,you're just too much. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. 2005. But I don't remember what was so "bad." Le Petit Caf Chef: Sacrebleu! Will you hold on, please. Bye. Disney classic animated feature aristocats script (version 1.0) disclaimer: Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces? And the talent agent says, What do you call yourselves? And the father sticks his chest out and goes, The Aristocrats. Abigail & Amelia: [ Laughing ] [offscreen]That's stick together. [Clears Throat,Muttering]Aha. Merrill Markoe: They have sex in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses. [offscreen] Now stop beatin'your gums and sound the attack! Alright? Comics Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette are in the fall-over-laughing camp. Toulouse: Yeah. That's four times twelve. Milkman: Sacrebleu! Hello, kittens. Abigail,Amelia & Uncle Waldo: [ Laughing ]. WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. Lafayette: [offscreen;chuckling]This time, I get the tender part. Berlioz:Hooray, we're home! Where--And somebody stolemy bumber shoot! The stormwill soon pass. I only wish that l--. Then, presto! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Careful, Toulouse! Oh, thank goodness. Toulouse: Gee whiz! We're just a pairof sentimental old fools. O'Malley: So I got a few to spare. The family jumps. Carole Jeghers: There's never been a better time to make the dream come true. Abigail: We are to meet himat Le Petit Cafe. You know, when Pat Boone starts talking about fistfucking a dog, he really put feeling into it, he says. We give the first few rows garbage bags. His chin isvery weak too. WebThe Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era. and the father goes, "Watch us." [Screen fades to reveal more clips] Aladdin and Jasmine's dreams are eventually coming true. It does look hopeless,doesn't it? Buzz Lightyear: [Closes his wrist communicator] This is no time to panic. Here we go. Wendy Liebman: The Cocksucking Motherf***ers. Come on! Genie Chorus: [singing] They're eventually getting married at the festivalof Agrabaahhhh!!!! And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio". A very enthusiastic--. Duchess: Oh, thank goodness. Quotes.net. They're old buddiesand they're real swingers. Billy: No, but the rest is kind of hard to believe. Lafayette: I'm scratchin'as fast as I can. I love 'em. Berlioz: I'll bet it's morethan a thousand. [Screen fades from black, showing some of the locations from the film]. Something horrible's happening! Jon Stewart: Just the other day I was eating my own sh*t. Jon Ross: And then, the denouement the butt f***ing. Why, you won't believewhat they tried to doto your poor old Uncle Waldo! [Humming TuneFrom Carmen]. It's creme de la cremeala Edgar. And they have two children, Betsy and Timmy. Marie: [singing] Doe me sodoe doe so me doeEvery truly culturedmusic student knowsYou must learn your scalesand your arpeggios[Catching A Breath]Bring the music ringingFrom your chestand not your noseWhile you sing your scalesand your arpeggios, Berlioz: [singing] If you're faithful toYour daily practicingYou will find your progressis encouragingDoe me so me doe me so mefa la so it goesWhen you do your scalesand your arpeggios, Duchess andMarie: [Singing]Doe me so doe, doe so me doeDoe me so doedoe so me doeThough at fiirst it seemsas though it doesn't showLike a tree, abilitywill root and grow, Toulouse: Duchess andMarie: lf you're smartyou'll learn by heartWhat every artist knows, Duchess andMarie:You must sing your scales, Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good evening,my little ones. Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. Edgar stabs a mound of hay with a pitchfork. Roquefort: [Yawns]So, that'sCreme de la cremeala Edgar. [Chuckling][Giggling, Groaning]Mm-mm. Abigail: Silly you! Mark Elliott: Introducing Pixar and "Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story" on CD-ROM. It really is muchtoo heavy for you, Madame. Gottfried claimed he was unable to get a direct flight, because "they had to make a stop at the Empire State Building." [We see early pencil animations for the song, "Welcome to the Forty Thieves"]. Roquefort: [Sniffiing]Mm! Edgar Balthazar: Oh, uh-- May Igive you a hand, sir? The cat cowers against the wall, shaking in fear. Lafayette:Okay,man, let's charge. A proper joke seldom fits the format and atmosphere of stand-up comedy, and jokes end as soon as the audience knows the punchline. [offscreen]You believe me,don't you? [Growling]. Mr. O'Malley! So the piano player starts to play. Duchess: Please, girls. That'll be turning it on. Lafayette [offscreen]I got him, I got him, I got him! Amelia: Abigail, we were bornwith flat feet. Where did the blood come from? You're going to travel first class[onscreen]in your ownprivate compartment[offscreen]all the wayto Timbuktu. Where are you? Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agent's office and says that he has an act Kyle: Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to Cartman: [cutting off Kyle] Kyle! Please,let me explain. [ Laughing ], Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, man,but it's. - The "Aristocrats." Please? The Aristocrats- Not Telling The Joke. WebThe Aristocats! Ready, everyone? In The Aristrocrats, Saget stole the show with one of the filthiest jokes ever committed to film. Mark Elliott: Discovering the magic [Esmeralda disappears in a cloud of smoke after blowing her nose] .within himself. Duchess: Good evening,Monsieur Roquefort. Mark Elliott: This summer, share the feeling. Abigail: Oh, how horribly nice! Abigail: [offscreen]Fancy that, a cat learning how to swim. Oh, my gracious! Come on, guys. What happenedto your lovely tail feathers? I've just gotto find them. Come along for rapping and roaring with some furry bears. Berlioz: I'm coming, Mama. Roquefort: [Sputtering,Spitting]Why that [Spits]sneaky, crooked [Spits],no good [Spits] butler! He's our oldest anddearest friend, you know. Nice doggy! Judy Gold: People can get up on stage if they want to, you know, finger my niece or touch my nephew's penis. Edgar Balthazar: Your favorite dishprepared a very special way. What's all the yellin'about, huh? Duchess: Oh, c'est tres jolie,monsieur. The garbage canswhere common kitties play. Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. Something smells awfully good. It's not fair! Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Haven'tyouforgotten something for Frou-Frou, darling? He could have arms like Popeye. Fisherman's luck. It was my favorite role. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Just in time now! Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! Criminiddly! O'Malley:Maybe just a short, sweetgoodbye would be easiest. Roquefort: Ahem! Duchess: Now, Marie, darling,don't be frightened. Hugo: [Spits the straw and feathers out of its mouth] Man! Lafayette:This sure beats runnin', Napoleon. Duchess[offscreen]Well--Yes, my love,but you must be very quiet or I'll send you to bed. The horse hits Edgar with her back legs and he flies into the trunk. The work of a genius. Duchess: Oh, no more, please. Back off, girls. Look, pal, [offscreen]you go get Scat Catand his gang of alley cats. Very poetic. Scram! And certainly no one can do this betterthan my faithful servant, Edgar. So dysfunctional, it defies description. What's all the whis--whispering about, huh? Oh, what a horrible,horrible human! Complete with incredible thrills Sargent: Alright, men. It slides out of the stable as a truck pulls up]. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the aristocrats. A family walks in to a talent agency. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. ln trouble! Absolutely. Duchess: Now, now, darlings. WebComedians don't tell jokes. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. O'Malley:Well, if you're applyingfor the job, well--. They got rubber feet. I ain't done nothin'. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3: The King of Thieves"! And other poems by Maya Angelou. He's been hereall the time. What is the Jawi script exactly and why did they stop using it in from www.quora.com. Amelia: Of course, my dear. Get out! O'Malley: What I had in mind wasa kind of a sports model, baby. Duchess: Oh, mademoiselles, thank you so muchfor helping Mr. O'Malley. [The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video and Pixar Animation Studios logos appear]. Roquefort:You're darn tootin'I'm on the level! Very good. You justdon't understand. Oh, sorry, my dear. Just hearing out loud descriptions of giddy sh*t-covered incest. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Now think "goose.". O'Malley: [Gasping] Help? Scat Cat: [to the others]I don't dig him. Aristocrats Joke Text. All aboard for Paris! Mama, I'm afraid! That's 'causeI practice all the time. Uncle Waldo: Dreadful! I'm gonna call it The Aristocrats. Billy: After I went to a haunted mansion, I traveled into the future, and hung out with famous movie stars, and then I was attacked by aliens, got caught in a tidal wave and went all the road to China! Then the father gets up and says, "And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11." The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Hey, there it goes! Oh, dear! Hmm? Right. Sounds like a gangof swinging hep cats. Beautiful. The Thieves! Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. Now, come on. He bit my finger! [Sniffling][Sloshing][Splat]Yeah! Mark Elliott: "Toy Story", the newest Disney sensation on video. Who do you want me to sue, eh? Let'sget back into the basket, all of us! What do you think? Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? Phenomenal. Milkman:Sapristi! Buzz Lightyear: [Fires his laser, but it only flashes at the mutant toys] I've set my laser from "stun" to "murder". Ooh! the father shakes his head, no, no. (2x) Oh, Marie, are you all right? Mark Elliott: But a band of notorious thieves. [Huffing]. When they're seen upon an airing. A man goes into a bar and says to the owner. The aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Copyright 2023 Penske Business Media, LLC. Abigail: So first, you must gainself-confidenceby striking outon your own. Marie: I'll show youif I'm a lady or not. O'Malley: Hey there, bud! Now, please, darling, settle down,and play meyour pretty little song. Now, you go for the tires, Laffy and I'll goright for the seat of the problem. I had the most horribledream about them. That was very nice of you. Although the talent agent initially brushes them off as too 'cutesy', he is eventually persuaded to allow them to show him their act. Frou-Frou neighs. I'm not at home at all. But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" Oh, gracious! They're the startof my new foundation. You have Georges Hautecourt: Will, eh? They get the- towait. No. Duchess: Now, Marie, let's leaveToulouse to his painting. An inside look at the long-standing, transgressive joke amongst comedians called The Aristocrats. Look at that bridge! You are most fortunatewe happened along. That this one rudimentary joke could be done so many different ways and in different styles. My complimentsto the chef. I'll take careof you later. Go on! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! But it is notquite Shakespeare. And come to think of it, O'Malley,you're not a cat, you're a rat. Web Aristocrats couldnt be done now, Saget reflected in 2018, adding that when he did the performance he had only heard the joke twice. [Gasping][Laughing] It's only a tree. Toulouse: Gee, Marie, why'd youhave to fall off the bridge? Use your karate chop action! That's better. Oh! Edgar Balthazar: Oh, another ringer, sir. Cats:Everybody, everybodyEverybody wantsto be a cat, Berlioz: [ Sighing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat, Marie: Because a cat'sthe only catWho knowswhere it's at. Backtrack a little. Magic carpetit's gonna be. And we were all ridingand bouncing along--. And it's gonna stop for passengersrighthere. Kittens? [6] It came to wider public attention when it was told by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner. Duchess: Thomas, Madamewill be so worried. Madame isexpecting you, sir. Clopin: [sings] Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for. ", T. Sean Shannon: "Well, you can't say that.". Duchess: Marie, darling. Double delicious! Oops! Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. As you ride Rex through a sea of hostile toys, sneak into Pizza Planet, defeat the Claw Machine and escape from Sid's house. Duchess? It's not exactly the Ritz,but it's peaceful and quiet. That'spretty corny, though, huh? WebWith nothing left to lose, he launched into the Aristocrats joke, shifting gears with a decisive, OK, a talent agent is sitting in his office. He goes on for nine minutes and 50 Esmeralda disappears in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses a ladder beef and. Discovering the magic [ Esmeralda disappears in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses grabthe tender.... Songs of all time Hugo: Pour the wine and ( farts with armpit. 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