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We hear that Chev never knew his dad. Dont worry, it wont take long. Needing to jolt his artificial heart, Chev uses jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue to shock himself. A man rubs an ice cube on a woman's bare buttocks, then squeezes and slaps them (she is wearing a thong). In the sequel, Chelios somehow survives and has been implanted with an artificial heart. Written and directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor; director of photography, Brandon Trost; edited by Fernando Villena; music by Mike. LANGUAGE 10 - About 144 F-words and its derivatives (spoken and written), 5 obscene hand gestures, 13 sexual references, 17 scatological terms, 34 anatomical terms, 18 mild obscenities, 3 derogatory terms for homosexuals, 2 derogatory terms for Hispanics, 2 derogatory term for Asians, name-calling (chicken fat, freak, fat, freak, sick), 8 religious exclamations. A man states, "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender" (in reference to a hooker). A scantily clad woman at a club has pasties on her nipples. By entering this site you acknowledge to having read and agreed to the above conditions. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Remove Ads Cast Crew Details Genres Cast Blood/Gore Most Popular Movie Clips -- https://bit.ly/3aqFfcg Watch on YouTube JoBlo Movie Clips Mechanic: Resurrection Buy or rent Wild Card. A man tasers many police officers, then punches and kicks them and holds a gun on one. FRIGHTENING SCENES The first Crank, for all of its excess, gory violence, and sex-obsessed misogyny, at least had the virtue of being unique, down to the fact that it killed its protagonist at the end of his misadventures. Chev accidentally farts while receiving a jolt from a dog's shock collar. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter A topless woman straddles a man and massages him. A man in flames kisses a woman and we see her in flames too (she screams and runs away). A man urinates off the back of a speeding boat. All of the action, fighting, and other stunts might be enticing for some kids to try to imitate. He then hits and shocks many cops before driving off in one of their police cars. Men smoke cigarettes in several scenes. 3.5/5, Movies like these exist in another realm. Various characters have gold-plated teeth. At various points during this montage, parts of the image are digitized around their crotch areas, supposedly to block views of their genitals. Its nothing a teenager can't see on tv or anything else in the world. Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. A female therapist (who shows cleavage) gets aroused while helping a male patient overcome his fear of guns. The story is that Chev is now given an artificial heart and must shock himself repeatedly in order to stay alive (much like the first film) long enough to find his real heart and get it back. With his portable heart battery weakening, Chev uses a car's electoral system to give himself a jolt. ", Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: At least 164 "f" words (18 used with "mother," 3 used sexually as are terms such as "bang," "do" and "tap"), 23 "s" words, 16 slang terms using male genitals ("d*ck," "c*ck," "c*cks*cker," "sausage," "wick"), 8 using female ones ("c*nt," "cootchie" and "sn*tch"), 2 for breasts ("t*tty" and "jugs," the latter written), 16 asses (5 used with "hole"), 4 hells, 2 damns, 2 S.O.B.s, 1 wanker, 3 uses of "Oh my God" and 1 use each of "Jesus" and "Jesus Christ.". Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Jason Statham returns as Chev Chelios, who was seen at the end of the original film falling out of a helicopter presumably to his death. A topless woman is shot and we see her bare breasts oozes bloodied silicone gel and deflate. Many characters have varying styles and amounts of tattoos on their bodies (some, like Chico, have a lot). Crank: High Voltage (2009) Parents Guide Add to guide Showing all 51 items Jump to: Certification Sex & Nudity (6) Violence & Gore (33) Profanity (3) Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking (3) Frightening & Intense Scenes (6) Certification Edit Sex & Nudity Severe 68 of 87 found this severe Back in reality, Chev pummels Johnny's face, and then uses the above case to smash his face and threatens to do so again if he doesn't give him the combination to open the box. When he is done, he picks up the severed and bloody nipples off the floor and leaves. We don't see the actual insertion, but do see the side of that man's bare butt, as well as a side view of that shotgun firmly sticking out of his rear. When he is done, he picks up the severed and bloody nipples off the floor and leaves. VIOLENCE/GORE 10 - A man is ordered to cut off his own nipple (he moans, we see the skin pulling away and we see the bloody hole remaining); he is then ordered to cut off the other nipple (again we see blood, the skin pulling away as it is cut, and the man moans); later we see the man pick up the severed nipples from the bloodied floor and see him with band aids over the wounds. 2,5 minutes to secure a "Not under 18" rating. Chev grabs at a man in a moving car and briefly struggles with them, before falling off onto the street. ", We see a flashback to Randy riding in a car with a cleavage-revealing women who states that he has a "big ass d*ck for a white boy.". When Doc Miles asks a woman if she's found the donor, she playfully replies, "Like you got a boner." In the closing credits, we see footage of a man running in the opposite direction of the camera, and there's either a blood or fecal stain on the back of his underwear (which is all he's wearing). Sex/Nudity Chev Chelios is back for more mayhem and violence in Crank: High Voltage. During this, the crowd cheers on their display of public sex until a worker literally hoses them down. Violence A woman punches a man, kicks him in the crotch, and throws him onto the hood of a car and he breaks the windshield. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Season 3 Premiere Features Sad Bo-Katan, a Bad Baby, and a Pirate Problem, The 5 Most Anticipated Movies of March 2023. Parents' Guide to Podcasts Apps. He then shoots a second man (also with bloody results), while machine guns and handguns are fired back at him, but he shoots two more people dead with a shotgun that he has grabbed from one. A man states, "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender" (in reference to a hooker). Venus then tackles El Huron down some steps, but El Huron then hits Venus many times, followed by kicking him. I loved the first film and have been looking forward to the sequel. A nurse uses a rectal thermometer on Chev (we don't see the actual insertion). Ria hits Eve, who then smashes something onto Ria's head. A ricocheting bullet then hits that man in the head, killing him (with bloody results), and the woman then graphically vomits from the sight of that. Lots of topless women throughout and a not too surprising amount of "f--ks". We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger.". A woman punches another woman in the face (she gets a bloody lip) and the other woman strikes her in the head with a bottle. Also starring Amy Smart. . Many men and women who are apparently adult film actors protest over wages and make sexual threats to people trying to cross their picket line. YUCK!!! "I'm going to bitch f*ck your ass," "The f*ck I didn't," "I f*cking did it," "I didn't f*cking die," "Who's this f*cking asshole?" Eve has a little bit of a bloody lip after fighting with some cops. Other sexual material is present, as are many views of bare-breasted women and other nudity. We welcome suggestions & criticisms -- and we will accept compliments too. Go and see this now. In addition, various Asian characters are played as exaggerated stereotypes that might be offensive to some viewers. This movie just cranks up the raunchy humour up to eleven. One of the characters is named Poon Dong (played for sexual laughs on the part of the film). We see various bare-breasted women and shirtless men at El Huron's estate. Copyright Fandango. We see many strippers doing their thing in a strip club, including sexy dancing, and some lap dancing, all while scantily clad, with some of those women displaying their bare breasts and most of their bare butts. Crank: High Voltage (2009) "Stay Charged, Stay Alive!" Audience Score 60 R 1 hr 36 min Apr 16th, 2009 Action, Crime, Thriller Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly. Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. Great movie,definetly not 4 kids,but great 4 16+ :D:D:D. Loved it. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Crank: High Voltage (2009) R 04/16/2009 (US) Action , Thriller , Crime 1h 36m User Score Play Trailer Stay Charged, Stay Alive! Parents Guide - Crank: High Voltage (2009) View source Certifications MPAA Rated R for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language Certification Argentina:16 Australia:R18+ Brazil:18 Belguim:KNT/ENA Canada:18A Canada:18A (Alberta/British Columbia/Manitoba/Ontario) Canada:16+ (Quebec) Johnny hits Chev with the case he is carrying, and knocks him back into an electrical substation where Chev is shocked. R (Graphic Sexual Content|Crude Sexual Content|Nudity|Pervasive Language|Strong Bloody Violence), Box Office Guru Preview: Zac Back Again in 17 Again, Fast-paced, adrenaline-filled and out-of-place at times. The crotch of a man's pants are bloody after Ria repeatedly strikes him there. Chev slides down a railing on his feet, but slips and lands on his crotch, causing him pain. Crank: High Voltage is the 2009 sequel to 2006's Crank. We see open-heart surgery being performed on Chev (while he's awake), with various graphic and bloody views of his chest open and his heart removed, while the surgeons' gloved hands are also bloody. We see various close-up views of various parts of women's bodies in small bikinis. Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. We welcome suggestions & criticisms -- and we accept compliments too. And that's why I love it, crank 2 is better than the first one, it's got more crazy action and it's much more ridiculous, and there's also some funny moments in it too, mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are such awesome directors lol. Sexual Content: A wounded and unconscious man is picked up off the street and loaded into a van. When we last saw Chev Chelios (JASON STATHAM), he was plummeting toward terra firma from high above a city. High-octane and truly electrifying! Instead of using the actual actors, the scene changes into a Godzilla type of fight with two fake look-alike dummies on a fake set. A person hits Chev with a rod, knocking him out. If you can get past the unrealistic aspects of it, you'll really have fun with it like I did. Families can also discuss the fine line between satirical, comedic action/violence and going too far -- what happens when the audience stops laughing? A man is shown wearing only jockey underwear that appears to be soiled. For frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language. With his portable heart battery weakening, Chev uses a car's electoral system to give himself a jolt. ImitativeBehavior One of those women is Eve, who does some sexy stage dancing in just small shorts (that show part of her bare butt) while having Xs made of tape across her nipples. Venus is thrown out of a moving limo, followed moments later by Chev hitting one of the men inside there, and then grabbing one or more guns and shooting everyone inside dead, although some tried to shoot back but were unsuccessful. A big gun battle between various parties breaks out at El Huron's estate, with many shooters and bystanders being hit, some with bloody results, including El Huron who's hit in the shoulder. Many people are thrown through windows and out of a house, and others run out of the house. Topics ToTalk About Coming Soon. Venus strikes one person with nunchuckas and then head-butts another, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). Later, when that tank breaks, Chev picks up the head, spits into the face, and then punts the head into a pool. A man pulls another man's pants down (we see his bare buttocks). El Huron repeatedly flogs Chev's back, bloodying him. This is without a doubt one of the most insane films I have ever seen. 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