Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. The bar is set pretty low at this moment. That was somebodys idea. I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. I had a great life. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . All rights reserved. Where do you get your protein? [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. I dont know if thats true. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. Libary. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. I had a successful sitcom. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up But the fine dining. millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. And I was laying there and I justcouldnt believe It was the first person I everlost that I loved I was just how isthis possible? "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . Build with the best speech-to-text APIs around. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Thats not important. Ellen DeGeneres should have considered laying off the jokes. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up It does get better. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Were all on our own individual path. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. Everything changed. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. 2 Mar. This is my homework for my online Spanish. Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. Andy Lassner: (06:25) During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? And now, by the power vested in me by the State of California and my friends at Shutterfly, I now pronounce you graduated. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. I got it right there, thank you. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. And next? I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Itll put everything in perspective. Hoe, who is you playin wit? ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Theyre still listing the side effects. He didnt even know how to slice it. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. We need smart people. Ill tell you that. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. If I have to do that, thatll be good. How is that soothing for either of us? [crowd laughs] I cant see. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Hey, Ive got a joke for you. Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. And for the gentleman? But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. At summit talks youll hear them speak At the starting of the week Cause I used to writeall the time. -Thank you. I dont No. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. Why do you say that to her?. You have nice feet. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. Back that ass up Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) I cant No. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. But it was the best part of my journey. But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. Squirrels live in trees. Portia Lee James DeGeneres (born Amanda Lee Rogers; 31 January 1973), known professionally as Portia de Rossi, is an Australian-American former actress.She played Nelle Porter on the American drama series Ally McBeal (1998-2002), for which she won a Screen Actors Guild Award, Lindsay Bluth Fnke on the American television sitcom Arrested Development (2003-2006, 2013, 2018-2019), and . You commonly see cement on sidewalks. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. Girl, you look good, wont you back that ass up Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) Cause Id like it to come out right. Its just so Im filled withanxiety when they come up to the table and they just come up and: And thelady will have? Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Im pretty sure that, you know -Doctor, sometimes I worry -Ive heardenough. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . And for all of this years graduates, believe me, your best days are still ahead of you. Im gonna read. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. Hum. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Listen to the MP3 Audio here: Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 Commencement Speech at Tulane University TRANSCRIPT: Scott Cowen - 14th President, Tulane University Are there ten rows? I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. Not from graduation, it was something else. I like my job. In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. What did we do before the ladder? On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. Im gonna see what that is, right there,with that because I have to see this and No, I know youre next to me but youre still wrong, even though you caught up. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. What are the kids doing? Your email address will not be published. I had no idea I was in a cage. Thank God, Ellen. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Maybe its time you try gay. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. I dont know who started that. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. Clearly, shes crazy. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . They dont know who he is. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. Mazelel tov, graduates. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. Andy Lassner: (08:16) I just danced as a joke. Ellen DeGeneres was born in 1958 in New Orleans, Louisiana, and grew up in the Big Easy suburb of Metarie. People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. I dont know, you know. The guest list for the final show. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? I will, yeah. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. Flatten it out. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Oh, yeah. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah There are going to be bad times in life, like whats happening right now. Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. Maybe its right for Ive gardened. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Please, change. Thank you. Trees have leaves. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah Jen Aniston has dry eye. ELLEN DEGENERES ENDING TALK SHOW IN 2022 AFTER YEAR OF BRUTAL HEADLINES The conversation between the two continued with several more awkward moments, including Johnson admitting she was. We are all the same and we are all relatable. March 16, 2022. It was my senior year of high school. Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Oh yeah! When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. They insist on memorizing your order. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? El libro esta en la biblioteca. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. It really Its like Its gonna fit. If you go to a restaurant, unless itsa vegan restaurant. People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. With Ellen DeGeneres. Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now has been transferred to disc in the full-frame aspect ratio of 1.33:1, and the audio has been mastered in Dolby Digital Surround. If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and Isaid to myself: Im gonna do this on Johnny Carson and Ill be the first woman in thehistory of the show to be called over tosit down to talk to Johnny Carson. And, I mean, Im in a basementon a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. Hoe, who is you playin wit? Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. Nobody should be on anybody elses path. Does it work? Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. I have 15 on right now. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. Yep. There was a woman trying to get on theplane with a peacock the other day. We shouldve saved a fortune on that. Yeah, we all have our little quirks. Is that okay? Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. You buy a ladder when youre an adult. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Ive never been back there. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. I make that statement, six years later, this happens. One, two a day. And you can seethey have rhythm. No cant have the chicken. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. And some signs are easier to spot than others. You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. [crowd laughs] Hm. They are. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? Now, its still on the wrong side because Ive just pulled around. Jesus broke bread. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. And I should know. Shes your friend, shes my friend. "I learned. I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and the longest distance between two points is the ladies room at a WNBA game. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. Im just gonna look down here and touch that. I swore I'd never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ tWitch 'dies by suicide' aged 40 News Ellen DeGeneres speaks out following death of DJ tWitch UK I loved him with all my heart: Ellen DeGeneres remembers Stephen. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. You might not but you might. And then at the end it says: Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right for you. Its like: I dont even know whats wrongwith them. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. These are good if I have to do this. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Everybodys fine with that. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. I love that expression. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. I have an issue with all the emotional support animals that people areflying with now. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. Andy Lassner: (06:21) Thank you. Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Its really working out for me now. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. These are good. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. Its the news, without the news. I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus, alumini, aluminum, alumis; you . But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. You know. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. She has dry eye and thats okay. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. 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